chronically online

Chronically online means you spend so much time in internet culture that it starts leaking into real life, like you talk in memes and references, react like it is still 2 a.m. on Twitter, and you lose the “normal person” filter. It is basically terminally online, just dressed up as a health condition. The roast is that it sounds like a diagnosis, but it is really just “touch grass,” with better PR.